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September 21, 2018

If each brand had an honest slogan, what would some be?

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A bit long answer but you are going to enjoy it!!

Here we go:

Facebook:

We are planing to rename it to meme’s world

Whatsapp:

You spend more time here than you do in your classes.

Messenger:

Backup— incase whatsapp doesn’t work

Snapchat:

Still most users are from India!

Instagram:

Bad face— we can take care with a filter!

Google:

You are talking to me more than you do with your father!!

Google Maps:

You can try to find your house in our maps— but you will not find them.

YouTube:

I know you will continue to skip ads but even then I will continue to show them!

Gmail:

You know gmail is better then others if not- you know you will need it to login to other websites!

Internet Explorer:

Enter only if you have a lot of time to waste (we are damn fast, you know)

Tinder:

Doesn’t matter if you right swipe every beautiful girl, they will continue to left swipe you!

Hotstar:

You come here only to watch those channels that you don’t want to subscribe in your TV by paying rs.60/month

Adobe Acrobat

You know we work fine (just kidding)!!

Go Daddy:

Daddys have already gone!

Apple:

No matter what the memes say you know Iphone is cheaper than your kidney— or maybe your kidney is cheaper than an Iphone.

Redmi:

We help in winters!

Vivo/Oppo:

Incase you don’t want a Redmi!

KFC:

Only for rich folks!

Subway:

It’s always fresh (Just kidding)

Pepsi/Coca-cola:

We both taste same!!

Patanjali:

We can make anything!

Manyawar:

We are costly because — come on we have Virat Kohli as our brand ambassador!

Peter England:

The name might sound rich but we are an Indian company

Zara:

We want all to have a heart of a beggar or appearance of a beggar rather!

Fair and Lovely:

No matter how much you use nothing is gonna change.

Loreal:

Because you are ugly

Jeevansathi:

You can find better on tinder!

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Suggestion awaited

By the Indian teen.

If each brand had an honest slogan, what would some be?
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